Sexy Halloween

We went to a Halloween party out in San Bernardino that we've been going to for about 3 years now. I dont know too many people there but we always have a pretty good time especially checking out costumes. This year, most of the guys wore pretty cool costumes and most of the women went for the sexy look. There was a sexy cop, 2 sexy firefighters, a sexy Dorothy, a sexy bumblebee, a sexy schoolgirl, a sexy witch. Fred and I were dressed pretty tamely. I jumped on the "sexy halloween" bandwagon and went as a sexy cat. The cat part of the costume consisted of a mask, tail and a leash. The sexy part consisted of high heels and lots of cleavage. The boob overspill helped to distract people from the fact that I wasn’t wearing a real costume. I think it worked.

The worst part of the party was the bathroom and alcohol situation. Because the house had a septic tank, the women were able to use the indoor bathroom but the men had to pee in an empty lot behind the house. When it came to alcohol, there was beer everywhere you turned. But for us non-beer drinkers (mostly women), they had an alcohol table with no ice in sight. It was vodka, rum, squirt, coke and daiquiri mix. No ice. I guess no ice was a better tradeoff than having to squat in an empty lot with weeds that were noursihed from last year’s pee extravaganza.

The best part of the party was that I had someone to dance with! I know I take this for granted, but seeing all of Fred’s friends trying to find someone to dance with or talk to made me appreciate my Fred. We had a good time dancing and drinking and Fred surprised me when he knew all the words to a ghetto rap song and at the end of another song (Kanye West) he yelled “We Want Prenup” the loudest. Where did that come from?

Fred's costume was cute. He wore a foam motorcycle around his waist and a helmet. He looked like a midget motorcyclist. He picked that costume because he loves motorcycles and wanted something simple that wouldn’t interfere with beer drinking at the party. He was under-costumed compared to other guys there, but he was smart enough to take his hot girlfriend with him. With her cleavage he was able to distract people from the fact that he wasn’t wearing a real costume. Who “wants prenup” now?